Tag Archives: Corolla

The Dirt on All of My Coworkers

Just kidding: I don’t have much dirt on them. I work for Mormons! I don’t know what this means yet. So far I just know that they do not drink, and they work their asses off. And they’re from Utah. That’s … Continue reading

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Will we end up homeless?

None of my interviews are getting me anywhere. I find myself mired in a crummy job market. While current conditions and circumstances are definitely poisoning my ‘job-seeker’ attitude, my ‘overall’ spirit feels just fine. I could do homeless. First of … Continue reading

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TORSO FOUND IN BACK SEAT: Torso Owner Reportedly Unharmed

This morning I was so bored, I took the backseat out of my car. It really opened up some space in there. I climbed in and laid down. I could really stretch out. My legs went into the trunk, and … Continue reading

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