A coworker admitted that he does standup comedy. I accused him of using all of us other staffers and work events as his material.
With almost all of my coworkers, I already can do hilarious impressions of them. I’m not saying I work with a band of freaks, but many of them have their quirks…notable mannerisms that are great fun to impersonate.
I have no notable quirks: I have zero accent. I don’t talk like a surfer, a gangster, a tech nerd or a work stiff. I would be difficult or boring to impersonate. Really. Honestly. Fer realz.
I should mention here the fashions that I have witnessed at work. Or, let me just say: I really think I could come to work dressed in a clown suit and I would not look out of place among them. To be honest, I’m relieved to see each day that they actually have clothes on at all.