I know it’s a guard shack, but I could live in it.

All those windows! Plop this thing down in the middle of a forest; and put a futon in it; and paint it in a gleeful tone — and I’m home! Does it come with a PA system?

I know it’s a bread truck, but I could live in it.

Imagine waking up to the smell of fresh bread every day. And I would not paint over the logo either because sometimes I wonder. And I would continue the work of bread delivery in it. And does it have a PA system?

I know it’s an abandoned school in the rustbelt for sale on eBay, but I’d live in it!

I mean: LOOK AT THIS GYM! I’d shoot hoops every day.

PA system included? YOU KNOW IT.

I know it looks like an image of a massive warehouse superimposed on a backdrop of snow capped mountains for sale on eBay – probably constituting a massive fraud – but I’d live in it!

I would start the greatest clothing optional cult the Feds ever fired beanbag rounds at.

PA system and more!

So…where would you live? Do you want to join my cult?


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2 Responses to CLOTHING OPTIONAL CULT …and more!!

  1. 63mago says:

    I just followed the links to ebay, I had no clue that one can buy a brick built house for threethousand dollares ! From your list I’d grab the bread-truck, and off I’d go …

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