I know it’s a guard shack, but I could live in it.
All those windows! Plop this thing down in the middle of a forest; and put a futon in it; and paint it in a gleeful tone — and I’m home! Does it come with a PA system?
I know it’s a bread truck, but I could live in it.
Imagine waking up to the smell of fresh bread every day. And I would not paint over the logo either because sometimes I wonder. And I would continue the work of bread delivery in it. And does it have a PA system?
I know it’s an abandoned school in the rustbelt for sale on eBay, but I’d live in it!
I mean: LOOK AT THIS GYM! I’d shoot hoops every day.
PA system included? YOU KNOW IT.
I know it looks like an image of a massive warehouse superimposed on a backdrop of snow capped mountains for sale on eBay – probably constituting a massive fraud – but I’d live in it!
I would start the greatest clothing optional cult the Feds ever fired beanbag rounds at.
PA system and more!
So…where would you live? Do you want to join my cult?